Chapter 5
Naruto sat across from Hinata as they waited for Iruka. He had a good
three days since the incident involving Mizuki. During which, he made another
friend in Konohamaru. It seems that Naruto had a bit of a rival for the Hokage
position in Konohamaru. After a punch to the head, Konohamaru begged him to
teach him a technique to beat his grandfather, the Sandiame. Naruto decided to
teach him Konoha’s most powerful technique, the Oiroke no Jutsu. After
several attempts and several beatings, the two talked. Naruto told Konohamaru
that if he wanted the Hokage’s seat then he would have to beat him. That went
Ebisu, Konohamaru’s teacher, appeared. He lectured Konohamaru about hanging
around with trash and that his training would get him to Hokage faster. That’s
when Konohamaru did the Oiroke no Jutsu. Though he successfully
did it, Ebisu didn’t pass out. Ebisu berated Konohamaru for such a disgraceful
technique. Naruto formed twenty kage bunshins and challenged Ebisu. Though
confident, Ebisu was not ready for Naruto’s new technique. All twenty clones
transformed into blond, naked women and glomped onto the dazed Ebisu. The
Tokubetsu Jounin was sent flying by a stream of blood. Naruto disengaged the
jutsu and named it the Harem no Jutsu. After some words of
advice, Konohamaru called him his rival. Now he just sat and awaited the
calling of his team. Anko told him that since he graduated he could cut loose
some but he was forbidden from using his third original jutsu. She told him it
was just too dangerous.
“Hey Naruto.” said a lazy voice. Naruto turned to see Shikamaru.
“Hey lazy man, want a game?” he asked
“Nah, maybe later. Beside it’s just too...”
“Troublesome. I just think that you’re just scared because I almost had
you.” Naruto boasted. “ You know, I hope you, me and Hinata are on the same
team.”
“Me too, Naruto-kun.” As the year went by Hinata began to stutter less
and gained a little more confidence. She still blushed or, on a rare occasion,
faint when she was a bit too close to Naruto. Suddenly, Sakura and Ino burst
through the door. They were arguing about who made it first. Sakura broke off
the argument and made a bee line toward Saskue. Unfortunate for her so did
every female in the class. A brawl was in the happening until a voice switched
their attention.
“As you can see class, the Konoha women mating ritual is a vast and
savage competition, with the goal of snagging the alpha male. Often in times,
weapons and useless name calling will be used in the pursuit of said alpha
male. The alpha male, who shall be call subject teme, sadly has no interest in
the advances of such women. Perhaps, they are not worthy to him...”
“Ah, Naruto.” warned Hinata
“...or he prefers older women...” he continued
“Hey, Naruto.” said Shikamaru
“...or he prefers men...” Naruto suddenly felt a huge amount of killing
intent. He turned to see all of the females glaring at him with death in their
eyes. He also got a glare from Saskue. Some of the boys in class chuckled
silently. Seeing that the attention was directed toward him, he tried to calm
the situation. “It seems that I have been discovered by the Amazons of Konoha...”
‘Why does he keep talking?’ were the thoughts of his two friends.
“...tune in next time as I show you my bruises.” With that said a rain
of punches were rained down upon him.
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Iruka entered with the team assignments when he notice a large number of
angry females, chuckling males and a beaten up Naruto. Though he had a good
idea of what happened, he still had to ask.
“Naruto, what happened to you?”
“I really don’t know Iruka-sensei. All I remember is a blinding light
off a pink haired billboard and the frightening harping of something loud and
doesn’t shut up.” he said. Some couldn’t contain their laughter after that and
was rolling on the ground. Sakura growled at him.
“That’s it. You’re dead Uzumaki.” shouted Ino as she lounged for Naruto.
He did a quick switch with Kiba before she reached him. Kiba was so surprised
as well as Ino when the two ended up on the ground together.
“My god you two, can’t you not keep your passion for each other in check
until class is over. We’re still children you know.” taunted Naruto. Kiba and
Ino were ready to pounce on him until Iruka stepped in.
“Ok, that’s enough. Take your seats.” Iruka commanded. Naruto and Ino
glared at each other while Kiba signaled to him that this wasn’t over. All three
took their seats. Iruka sighed. Though he was proud of Naruto’s improvement, he
could have done without his attitude.
“Ok graduates, it’s time to assign you to teams. Team 1...” Iruka called
out. Naruto just patiently waited for his name to be called. “Team 7: Uzumaki
Naruto...” Naruto listen up. “...Uchiha Saskue...” Naruto groaned. “...and
Haruno Sakura.”
“Yeah!” Sakura cheered
“No!” shouted Ino
“You’re just getting back at me for that incident, aren’t you?”
commented Naruto which got him a glare from Iruka.
“Team 8: Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata and Aburame Shino.”
‘I’m not with Naruto-kun or Shikamaru-kun.’ thought Hinata sadly
‘This is bull.’ thought Naruto
‘What a drag.’ thought Shikamaru. So engrossed were their
thoughts that they missed the calling of team 9.
“Team 10: Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Yamanako Ino.” Iruka said
“Oh come on Iruka-sensei. The order of these teams are way off.” shouted
Naruto
“Naruto that’s enough. These teams were approved by the Hokage.”
“Then the old man is getting senile. There’s no dead-last this year so
we don’t need to follow tradition. My opinion is that myself, Shikamaru and
Hinata would make a better team.”
“The teams are designed to balance out. While I may agree with the fact
that there is no dead last, Your skills do not match up with that of Shikamaru
or Hinata.” Iruka explained. The two stared each other down for a while longer
before Naruto humped and looked away.
“Whatever.” he mumbled. Iruka felt a headache coming on but he continued
with the list.
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“This sucks. Our skills so compliment each other. Now I’m stuck with the
Uchiha and his pet.” Naruto raged while he took another bite of the lunch
Hinata made. Hinata sat there and listened to his ranting. She knew when he was
like this he was very stubborn.
“I’m unhappy to Naruto-kun b-but if the H-Hokage sees it this way t-then
who are we to object? B-Besides when you become Hokage, y-you’ll have to make
such decisions.” Hinata pointed out.
“No fair Hinata-chan.” pouted Naruto. Hinata giggled at him. Unknown to
them, two women was watching them.
“Your otouto is cute like that Anko.” said Kurenai
“Yeah. Just makes you want to kill something.” Anko replied. Kurenai
just shook her head at Anko’s antics.
“He does have a point though. I wouldn’t have mind training Naruto along
with Hinata and Shikamaru.”
“Yeah but I feel that he needs to be away from then for a while anyway. Though
I feel that my otouto got the short end of the stick.”
“But his sensei is Kakashi and he’s one of the best.” Kurenai said
“True but no one has passed his test. Plus if you add in the fact that
Naruto hates the Uchiha and dislikes the Haruno girl... I just hope he’s
willing to put it behind him in order to past Kakashi’s test.” Anko and Kurenai
disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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Shikamaru sighed at his predicament. He laid against the railing as Ino
kept going on and on. She just wouldn’t shut up. He then noticed that his third
friend walking toward the back of the academy with some paint.
“Don’t you have anything
better to do than play pranks Naruto?” he shouted. Naruto looked up and saw
Shikamaru.
“Yo Shikamaru. I’m not
pulling a prank. I’m going to leave my mark on the school.” Naruto said
“I don’t see the
difference.” he said with a smirk
“Funny. Where’s Chouji?”
“Hey Naruto.” called the
plum boy. Chouji became friends with Chouji through Shikamaru. He had made the
mistake of calling him fat once and paid for it. He apologized for it by buying
him ramen. The two became fast friends.
“Hey. So where’s the third
member of your group?” Ino shoved her other teammates out of the way and glared
hard at Naruto.
“Hey Uzumaki, me and my
team are talking so get lost.” she barked at him. He looked at her for a while
before turning his attention back to Chouji.
“So Chouji, ramen race at
Ichiruka’s?” he asked
“Hey, did you hear what I
just said?” shouted Ino
“You’re on.” Chouji said
“I’m talking here.”
“Shikamaru you’ll referee
right?” Naruto asked
“Don’t ignore me.”
“Do I have a choice?”
Naruto and Chouji nodded no and Shikamaru sighed. He agreed.
“Hey!”
“Later guys.” Naruto said
and turned to leave. Ino was screaming at Shikamaru and Chouji but Chouji
ignored her while Shikamaru just tuned her out.
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Sakura sat down on the
bench, holding two lunches in her lap, with a sad expression. She couldn’t
believe that Saskue thought of her as annoying. It kind of pained her that he
would say that. She sighed and stood up. When she turned to leave she saw
Naruto coming.
“Just what I need.” she
whispered sourly. Naruto saw his new teammate and sighed.
“Great, its pinky. Why is
my luck so bad?” he muttered. They stared at each other before Sakura noticed
paint stains on him.
“What did you do now?” she
asked
“Oh. I just left my mark.
So what’s with the sad look?”
“It’s nothing.”
“Saskue turned you down
again, huh?”
“Shut up and mind your own
business. Why are do you always have to act like a jerk?” she shouted
“I’m a jerk? This coming
from a girl who bashes me for ignoring the great Saskue?” he asked
“Well every time you
always say some thing to upset him.”
“That’s the reason he
upset because I ignore him. Uchiha Saskue is not the center of the universe.
I’ve got bigger and better things to do. I’ve got to beat Konohamaru to the old
man’s position and I can’t worry about Saskue-teme’s ego.”
“Hey, Saskue isn’t like
that.” Sakura said
“I don’t even know why I
even try. You’re just too shallow to see beyond your precious Saskue. I got
more important thing to worry about.” Just as he said that, two chunins came
out from the corner. They saw Naruto and growled.
“Naruto!” They shouted
“Well, Love to stay and
chat with ya pinky but I’ve got to run.” Naruto took off with the two chunins
behind him. Sakura was fuming at Naruto’s words. Now because that they were
against her crush but his comments toward her manage to stick with her.”
‘Am not shallow. Stupid
Naruto.’ she thought. She walked away to find Saskue.
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Hatake Kakashi, also known
as the Copycat Ninja, walked toward the classroom. He could never understand
why he continued to do this. He had not passed any genin team in his career as
a jounin instructor. None of the teams had what he wanted. So here he was again
ready to fail another genin team. When he entered, he was surprised at what he
saw. He already knew Uchiha Saskue history with the fact that his clan was
destroyed so that didn’t surprise him. Haruno Sakura he only knew about because
he read her file. She was quite smart and had a talent for genjutsu but other
than that she wasn’t as much as a surprise. The blond that was currently gagged
and bound by numerous chains and weights did surprise him. What he knew of
Uzumaki Naruto was that he was the container of the Kyubi no Yoko. He was
suppose to be known as the dead-last but greatly improve this year. What he
also knew of him was that he was a very crafty kid. Kakashi was a bit curious
about him and his abilities. Taking one look at his team, he held his chin and
spoke.
“My first impression of
you guys . . . is that you’re a bunch of idiots.”
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Authors’ Notes: All right, new chapter and now on
to the contest. Here are the results:
Naruto x Hinata - 8
Naruto x Sakura - 3
Naruto x love triangle - 5
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Anko x Iruka - 6
Anko x Kakashi - 2
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Konohamaru x Hanabi - 3
Konohamaru x Mogei - 0
Thanks to everyone who voted. Now I got a few more pairings. Well I
really only have two for now. Here then are.
Sakura x Sai
Sakura x Neji
Sakura x OC
Sakura x Lee (This is only if the Naruto x Sakura pairing is not
chosen.)
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Neji x Tenten
Neji x OC
That’s it. Those are all the pairings. Thanks for voting and I’ll try to
have the next chapter out soon. Later.